Dating with beautiful girls
In order to examine the gender/looks gap firsthand, just find your nearest gaggle of middle-aged humans: The ladies all look like they've just rubbed fancy emulsions into their crow's feet after having jogged ten miles to the chia-seed buffet (because they probably did).
The guys mostly look like Gary Busey after a three-day doughnut-and-bourbon bender. Like many of us—on every point along the gender spectrum—I spent my formative years experimenting with just how much stupidity, selfishness, and humorlessness I could tolerate for the sake of dating hotties.
Their mission: to find and celebrate more guys like them so as to reorient a world teetering on the brink of destruction at the hands of our easily threatened, ego-driven maniac-in-chief. Him: Actor who dresses like a dapper file clerk circa 1938. Him: Australian playwright with a striking resemblance to a forlorn Frodo. Her: Tennis-ball destroyer, winner of twenty-three Grand Slams. Time together: Twenty-two months, recently engaged.
If I stare at the nerf herders to your right long enough, until my eyes water and my vision blurs, they start to look subtly, subversively attractive. Her: Author of the Harry Potter series, first billionaire whose wealth came mostly from writing. When they met, Rowling was a struggling single mother with a young child: "It felt as if he stepped inside everything with me," she told Her: Actor, real-life Manic Pixie Dream Girl. "He is fiercely protective of the people he loves and cares about," Diaz wrote on Instagram in 2016.
"He was the perfect boyfriend," Justinne said, recounting countless romantic gestures and times spent together.
"He also invited me to NYC with him for two weeks," she added.
"We talked for awhile a few years back and then he just cut me off," she explained.
"We just reconnected a few months ago." "After he left all the girls started talking," Charissa said.
Charissa told Buzz Feed News she had been casually dating a man named "Nathan" online since they matched on Tinder in 2014.Charissa said the group chat has been active ever since, and they've even started discussing all meeting up in Jacksonville."I consider the girls my friends already even if we haven’t met in person yet," Justinne added.He keeps telling me he's going to drive to Miami to meet me.""At one point I didn't hear from him for about three days," Justinne said. I called, texted him and no reply."The women said this behavior — among other shoddy details of his life — gave them pause.Charissa, Justinne, and Jesse said they've all since been blocked by "Nathan" on all social media channels.